Every Wonder Why Some People Do Well at Work?  (17 October)

(Thanks to Marion for sending this one)
 

It has now been proven mathematically why this happens.

 

Here's the little mathematical formula that will explain all:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is Represented As:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard-work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there; it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

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