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Three Hillbillies


This was sent to me by Mike Collins (aka Muscat Mike). I am not sure if I should thank him or not! 

Mike wrote, "I was sent this and thought it must be the three of you (TORB, Red Bigot and Dr Davo) doing a winery tour of Margaret River." 

From Left: TORB 12 months after lap band surgery, Red Bigot when he has not been to the gym for the same period, and Davo smiling! 


Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new Fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
Hillbillies 1 & 2 say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'


When Her Ladyship, Mrs Pie King saw the picture she was convinced it was, from left, The Pie King, Red Bigot and TORB. No  comment!  



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